Speaking of martial arts movies, I've been thinking about something I'd like to see. (This is inspired by the steep and rather icy mud track I walk up and down every day.)
Imagine that a group of famous martial artists from a variety of different lineages has been assembled - no doubt for some nefarious purpose, which has yet to be revealed to them. Oh, and we're talking a bunch of strong and varied personalities, but not a bunch of heroes or villains in the traditional sense.
So they're at an inn, or something. And through some set of "accidental" circumstances, the only outhouse they can use is a bit away from the main building, along a narrow and trecherous track. So in the middle of the night, one at a time, the emerge, in various states of dishabille, to make their way to the necessary facilities. Which they do, half awake and without a thought to being seen, in manners comedic and yet perfectly typical of their martial arts training. While, of course, the orchestrator of this whole scene watches in secret from their hiding place above the barn, chuckling and taking notes.
Okay, *I* think it would be funny...
Imagine that a group of famous martial artists from a variety of different lineages has been assembled - no doubt for some nefarious purpose, which has yet to be revealed to them. Oh, and we're talking a bunch of strong and varied personalities, but not a bunch of heroes or villains in the traditional sense.
So they're at an inn, or something. And through some set of "accidental" circumstances, the only outhouse they can use is a bit away from the main building, along a narrow and trecherous track. So in the middle of the night, one at a time, the emerge, in various states of dishabille, to make their way to the necessary facilities. Which they do, half awake and without a thought to being seen, in manners comedic and yet perfectly typical of their martial arts training. While, of course, the orchestrator of this whole scene watches in secret from their hiding place above the barn, chuckling and taking notes.
Okay, *I* think it would be funny...