Two Silly Recipes

[tylik]

DIY Microwave Popcorn

Take a smallish brown paper bag.
Place it in 1/3 c. un-popped popcorn.
Close the top of the bag and fold it over three or four times
Microwave for about 2 1/2 minutes (listen for the popping to slow down)

Mostly I was just curious if this would work. If you want to put greasy stuff in it, I suppose you'll need either a grease proof bag, or a high tolerance for grease getting everywhere.

My favorite smoothie

Into a blender put
Two bananas
8 oz. frozen strawberries
1 heaping spoonful dagoba xocolatl powder (alternately I'll use unsweetened cocoa powder with some cinnamon, chilis and a few almonds
2 ice cubes

Blend. This will probably not blend easily, and will require some poking. Comes out the consistency of sorbet.